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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Walsh Miniatures

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Mini Computer

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

A computer mouse's offspring.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Bryant and May match heads

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

Model Village

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Formula One kids road rage