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Foosball: Youth soccer version.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Mini Computer

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

A computer mouse's offspring.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Bryant and May match heads

They're class action figures.

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Model Village

Formula One kids road rage