Little Soccer Star Gifts

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Football Fans

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

The Goalkeeper

Soccer coach of the year.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Futsal

Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Football Skills

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Professional football.

Goal

Football Planet

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal