Future Soccer Star Gifts

Boy holding football.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children playing football.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wilfried Zaha

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

A boy with a football

Futsal

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Goal