Future Football Superstar Gifts

Big Football

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Exercising

Children playing football.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Boy holding football.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'