Tiny Rodeo Star Gifts

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Football Fans

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Double Bass

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

One!

Leaping

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"The kid's a natural."

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

Dancing children

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow!'

American cowboy

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

National Slimming Championships.

Toddler playing the cello

Precocious child unsatisfied with his new pony

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'