Loss Rodeoer Gifts

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

Lasso

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Christmas tree exchange

"You're afraid of what?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Punch Initials - O

Broken Heart

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

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