Loss Rodeoer Gifts

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Lasso

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"You're afraid of what?"

Christmas tree exchange

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

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Broken Heart

Punch Initials - O

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

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