Rodeo Rider Gifts

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Lasso

"Eight seconds is nothing. My cousin was shipped to Spain."

"You're afraid of what?"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Will you stop playing Somewhere over the Rainbow?'

"I brung a rodeo cowboy back to my place. Bless his heart, He was braggin' about an 8 second ride."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Workplace Shinanigans

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Punch Initials - O

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

DOW Industrial Average.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."