Rodeo Rookie Gifts

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

My first rodeo

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Workplace Shinanigans

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Punch Initials - O

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Zoom Rodeos

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Steeroids

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'