Rodeo Regular Gifts

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Workplace Shinanigans

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

Punch Initials - O

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

DOW Industrial Average.

Steeroids

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Zoom Rodeos

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'