Rodeo Performer Gifts

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

'It's health and safety gone mad!'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Zoom Rodeos

"Hang on, kid!"

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

"You're afraid of what?"

Workplace Shinanigans

25¢ Ride the Pony

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

Punch Initials - O

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."