Rodeo Clown Gifts

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

How Rodeo Clowns Commute.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Texting Rodeo Clown

'Wait...nobody move. I lost a contact.'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

"I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun than this!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

Workplace Shinanigans

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Punch Initials - O

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Zoom Rodeos

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."