Rodeo Gifts

My first rodeo

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

How Rodeo Clowns Commute.

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Horse Mounting Cowboy

"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'I hate harmonica music.'

"I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun than this!"

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"Ever ride before?"

"Hold up, Jesse... I better pull over. My CHECK HORSE light just came on."

Bulldozer

"I brung a rodeo cowboy back to my place. Bless his heart, He was braggin' about an 8 second ride."

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Rodeo

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

Man riding a fish

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'