Rodeo Coder Gifts

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"You're afraid of what?"

25¢ Ride the Pony

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Punch Initials - O

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

DOW Industrial Average.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Steeroids

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Zoom Rodeos

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'