Rodeo Participant Gifts

"Impress your father-in-law"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Workplace Shinanigans

25¢ Ride the Pony

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"You're afraid of what?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Punch Initials - O

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

Zoom Rodeos

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Steeroids

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'Finder's, keepers.'