Rodeo Enthusiast Gifts

Noisy neighbours.

'You must be the new guy around here.'

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's health and safety gone mad!'

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

'Son,when someone asks you what your daddy does,say I'm a cattleman,not a bull shipper.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Lasso

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

'I hate harmonica music.'

Horse Mounting Cowboy

"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Saddlesaurus

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

"I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun than this!"

"I brung a rodeo cowboy back to my place. Bless his heart, He was braggin' about an 8 second ride."

'Finder's, keepers.'

Yee-haw!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

The Dollar Having a Hard Time Riding the Economy.

A corral of cowboys

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A former ranch hand, Dr. Durmley liked to show off his ability to rope and extract a tooth.'

Punch Initials - O

Wow! Ernie rounds up the cattle with lots of style! He really enjoys it --- He calls it "Dancing with the Steers"!