Rodeo Fan Gifts

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

American cowboy

'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

How Rodeo Clowns Commute.

Workplace Shinanigans

"OK, I'll take you to the damn rodeo!"

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

"This one doesn't budge...made in India."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Man riding a fish

'It was just a matter of time, old cowpuncher, 'til one of them punched back.'

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

Galápagos Cowboy

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Lasso

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

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