Rodeo Lover Gifts

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Rodeos

'EEEEHA!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"I suppose they're less skillful with a rope than they once were, but I'm not complaining."

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Steeroids

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

25¢ Ride the Pony

Workplace Shinanigans

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Punch Initials - O

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."