Rodeo Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let's get a snack after the rodeo."

Man riding a pig

Rodeo

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Workplace Shinanigans

"You're afraid of what?"

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Punch Initials - O

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

Steeroids

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Zoom Rodeos

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'