Rodeo Aficionado Gifts

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'You like living? Keep a straight face.'

Bulldozer

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Back to school.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Positively Petersham

Why moms make bad refs.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"You're afraid of what?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Workplace Shinanigans

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Punch Initials - O

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'