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"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'You like living? Keep a straight face.'

Bulldozer

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Positively Petersham

Why moms make bad refs.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Lasso

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"You're afraid of what?"

Workplace Shinanigans

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Punch Initials - O

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."