Rosé Aficionado T-Shirts

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

"I never promised you a rose garden."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

Monstrosa Impressus

Positively Petersham

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Mantis Love

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Join me in a beer?

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Beer Club for Men.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Party Party!

'You are very deer to me.'

Beer Recycling Centre