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Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Five Blade Razor.

"It was four forty-nine on a Wednesday evening and my five o'clock shadow as ready to pounce."

Shaving Accidents

Shaving off a beard

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'