Razor Aficionado Gifts

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Five Blade Razor.

"It was four forty-nine on a Wednesday evening and my five o'clock shadow as ready to pounce."

Shaving Accidents

Shaving off a beard

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What did you download at school today?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."