Referee Aficionado Gifts

'... And if pepper spray has no effect and he continues to argue the call, slap him with a technical foul.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Snowman Football Fan.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Football.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."