Rodeo Clown Fan Gifts

My first rodeo

Children's Parties

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Yearbook

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Workplace Shinanigans

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'