Rodeo Cowboy Gifts

American cowboy

"This one doesn't budge...made in India."

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"I brung a rodeo cowboy back to my place. Bless his heart, He was braggin' about an 8 second ride."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Workplace Shinanigans

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Did you want me, boss?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Punch Initials - O

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

DOW Industrial Average.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'