Rodeo Ranger Gifts

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Lasso

Workplace Shinanigans

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"You're afraid of what?"

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Punch Initials - O

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Zoom Rodeos

Steeroids

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'