Rodeo Rebel Gifts

"Hang on, kid!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Workplace Shinanigans

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

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'Did you want me, boss?'

Punch Initials - O

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

DOW Industrial Average.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

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