Rodeo Rider Wannabe Gifts

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Workplace Shinanigans

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Punch Initials - O

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Steeroids

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

Zoom Rodeos

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'