Luggage Loser Gifts

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No luggage.'

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Just barking will do."

Seagulls landing

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

All gates.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."