Location Loser Gifts

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I know. I miss him, too."

We never roam anymore.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Jungle Taxi

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Emigrating to France.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Broken Heart