Bad Loser Confessor Gifts

"Let it go, Gregg."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Checkmate!'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

Public Transport: Hell

Those two try to learn from their mistakes, but they can't process that much data.

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

For cryin' out loud What are the chances that all six tires blow at once,

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"