Bad Loser Confessor Mugs

"Let it go, Gregg."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Checkmate!'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

Public Transport: Hell

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

Annual 10k run of bad luck.