Crafty Confessor Mugs

'I fell in love with his domain name.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Stick on Souls'

Monk confessing to a devil.

"I made you a vest."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Knitting Christmas Tree

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia.'

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Public Transport: Hell

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!

Kindergarten. No, arts and crafts is not difficult. I meant "I have my work cut out for me" literally. I'm not allowed to use scissors.

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."