Crafty Confessor T-Shirts

'I fell in love with his domain name.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Stick on Souls'

Monk confessing to a devil.

"I made you a vest."

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Knitting Christmas Tree

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia.'

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Public Transport: Hell

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

The Grim Reaper's Robe