Lens Loser Gifts

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'I think we're out of focus.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Was the flash too bright?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.