Lens Learner Gifts

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

A boy with a camera

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

University of Hard Knocks

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'My French is not so good.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'