Car Learner Gifts

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

University of Hard Knocks

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Moral Values for Dummies

'What did you learn at university today?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Starting School

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'