Learner Behind The Wheel Gifts

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

The driverless car

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'How am I doing?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Bear to the Right.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Young driver's guide to road signs.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"