Learner Behind The Wheel T-Shirts

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

'What did you learn at university today?'

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'How am I doing?'

The driverless car

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Young driver's guide to road signs.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Bear to the Right.