Learner Driver Enthusiast T-Shirts

You must work on your three point turn.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

Bob's Driving School.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'Right hand down a bit.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'