Learner Driver Enthusiast T-Shirts

You must work on your three point turn.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

Bob's Driving School.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'Right hand down a bit.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

'Check your blind spot'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'