Driving Learner T-Shirts

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The penguin is upset...'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.