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A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'Check your blind spot'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'