Learning Drivers Gifts

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Route 666.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Heavy Traffic.

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Gas eyedropper.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

The driverless car

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'How am I doing?'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!