Learning Drivers Pillows

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Learner Driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Route 666.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Heavy Traffic.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Gas eyedropper.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

The driverless car

'How am I doing?'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Driver being taught by impatient parent