Learning To Drive Pillows

License Bureau

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you. Sticking your head out the window while driving is incredibly dangerous.'

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

Car with training wheels.

'How was my emergency stop?'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Drive a car? Can I do a term paper instead?'

Driving Instructor panicking.

'I was word perfect on the highway code, and still he failed me!'

You must work on your three point turn.

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

No more emergency stops...

Why do you drive with your brakes on?

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

'Why do you drive with your brakes on? I want to be ready in case there's an emergency.'

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

'Are you familiar with our bus system?'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'