Learning To Drive Pillows

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

License Bureau

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you. Sticking your head out the window while driving is incredibly dangerous.'

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.

'Drive a car? Can I do a term paper instead?'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'I was word perfect on the highway code, and still he failed me!'

Driving Instructor panicking.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

Car with training wheels.

'Right hand down a bit.'

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'How am I doing?'

"I really don't think having extra lessons with your husband is improving matters Mrs Collins."

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

The driverless car

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'