Learning Driver Pillows

Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.

'Now I don't want any kind of special treatment on my driving test, Dad!'

"Dad says where are his clean underpants?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Bob's Driving School.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Exit Next Left

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'God's speed.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.