Learner Drivers Pillows

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Bob's Driving School.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Right hand down a bit.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Check your blind spot'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'