Learner Driver Pillows

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Driver under instruction

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

Why do you drive with your brakes on?

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

'Check your blind spot'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'God's speed.'