Lens Legend Gifts

"D - I - P - L - O - M - A."

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

'Years of photography lessons down the drain because I can't get pictures copyrighted. Another example of man keeping us down."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

A boy with a camera

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Saint Patrick

Knight